Monday, October 13, 2008

SuckerFlix: Street Kings



In addition to reading a ton, I try to watch a lot of movies, too. Not remarkably unique, I know. But I figured it'd be fun to irregularly review those films I do see (thanks, NetFlix!) here on this blog. First up is Street Kings, starring Mr. Monotone himself, Keanu Reeves.

OK, the first thing you're probably asking is "Why the hell did you even put this on your NetFlix queue?" One reason: The screenplay was written by crime fiction legend James Ellroy. One of my personal favorites. His cinematic track record is a bit spotty, both as far as the adaptations of his novels go and his own, albeit limited forays into writing for the screen himself. Still, it was enough of a reason to check it out. I'm also a big fan of Forest Whitaker and find Keanu to be generally tolerable. He's not the best actor by any means, but I have to respect him for at least being eclectic when it comes to selecting roles.

Street Kings is the story of LA vice detective Tom Ludlow, an alcoholic widower who shoots first and fills out reports later. As his boss gets lauded and promoted, Ludlow discovers that his old partner, who is also under investigation by Internal Affairs, might be ratting him out. When his ex-partner turns up dead under mysterious circumstances, Ludlow is the target of the investigation -- but also the only person able to find the real killers.

The movie is fairly paint-by-numbers. Reeves' character is borderline cliche and he does little to add to the role that would make him stand out. Whitaker, who is usually pretty magnetic on screen, comes off flat and hammy. Every time his corrupt sergeant is on, the scenery-chewing doubles.

Not surprisingly, Reeves/Ludlow stumbles upon some details that lead him to (gasp) suspect his own people of orchestrating the death of his partner, and it inevitably points back to the LAPD. I guess I should put up a spoiler warning, but the details in the first few scenes of the film point to this so loudly it's no surprise when the plot actually meanders toward the revelation. None of the secondary characters are memorable, and if anything, some are grating, like Jay Mohr's irrelevant and smarmy corrupt detective. The highlight of the film is Hugh Laurie, who has made a name for himself on FOX's House. I've never watched the show, so I was impressed at how magnetic he was on camera, and found myself wishing he was the lead instead of the fairly wooden Reeves.

Still, the movie rolls along at a brisk pace. While painfully predictable and unremarkable, Street Kings falls into the "I'm just laying around the house on a Saturday morning and want to watch something" category. Not bad by any means, but not something you'd ever make a point of watching.

Ellroy peppers the script with many of the things that stand out in his early novels: corruption in the LAPD, racial tensions and a bleak, fatalistic look at modern society. Sadly, director David Ayer chooses to focus more on the MTV aspect, with cameos from rap stars Common and The Game thrown in to make the film more palatable to the hip hop crowd, and video game-style violence that while "cool" in the moment really detracts from the plot. I found myself wondering midway through the film how Ludlow has even managed to stay alive this long. The action becomes unrealistic and distracting. The camera work is also jerky and inconsistent, as if the viewer can't decipher which scenes are supposed to be violent, so the director has to scream to let them know.

Not surprisingly, Ayer also directed Training Day, which this movie echoes in many ways. I only realized this after checking the director's credits online, but saw many similarities while watching Kings. The newer film, though, really only comes off as a watered down version of Training Day, which was still riddled with flaws but had more momentum than this. If you're a fan of cops and robbers movies and don't find Reeves too brutal to watch, then there are worse ways to spend a few hours. Otherwise, I'd pass.

SuckerFlix Grade: C+
What's next: Sidney Lumet's Before The Devil Knows You're Dead

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Worst writing advice ever?

Literary agent Nathan Bransford asks an important question: What's the worst writing advice you've ever gotten?

Some of the highlights, from the comments section:
• Remove all your commas. Editors don't like commas and they pull the reader out of the story.
• If it's not coming easily, put it down. You aren't meant to write if you have to try.
• From a creative writing teacher at my first college: "I get one like you in every class. You're a promising writer, but you're wasting your time on genre fiction that'll never be worth anything."
• "War and Peace - now that's a good book. Why don't you write a book like that?"
• "The first page of your novel MUST include the protagonist's sex, age, physical description, and location. Preferably, this is all revealed in the first paragraph."
• Beginners shouldn't start out writing novels.
• Genre fiction is on it's way out, and stories with twist endings won't sell.

I'm not surprised at most of these. I've gotten my fair share of crappy advice. I think one of the challenges of interacting with people during the writing process is that you need to learn to filter the notes and feedback you get. It's something the Leaguers discuss with regularity. Only you really know what you want to accomplish with your work, and only you can decide which pieces of advice will really help move your work forward. You have to also realize that the people reading your work don't have the notes, background info and/or mental cues that you've created while working on your screenplay/story/novel. That's a plus and minus. The plus is, they're looking at it as a normal reader would, so their reaction is much more natural and in tune with how Joe Reader would react when picking up your book off the shelf. The minus is, since the book isn't finished, they're going to have questions about where it's going or what certain things mean. Questions you've probably already answered internally. Still, overall, the good outweighs the bad, as long as your confident in your peers.

One of the biggest benefits of the League, I've found, is that we're a group of competent writers all coming from different directions. So, when I bring something up for comments, I'm getting a wide array of feedback from six very different people. If you believe in the skills of the people you're handing your work to, then you've cut down on the advice filtering process.

What's the worst writing advice you've ever gotten? The best?

[Via Jacket Copy]

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Trailer Trash XV: Terror Train (1980)


"All aboard... if you dare!"

Terror Train: The first feature film about the horrors of taking the G from Queens to Brooklyn. (Ba-dum-ching! I'm here all night, guys.)

This movie was part of the flood of Jamie Lee Curtis slashers that came out in the wake of Halloween. It's actually better than Prom Night, but that doesn't say much. The setup is your standard "college kids picked off one-by-one at a party" but it was the setting that was pretty unique. It's pretty similar to past Trailer Trash subject Hell Night in this respect - even down to the zany costumes.

The director, Roger Spottiswode, went on to bigger and better things, notably directing the Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies. The screenwriter, unfortunately, looks to have dropped out of the Hollywood scene shortly after this movie.



At 0:05 - Oh, oh no... What's behind that door!?
At 0:10 - The anticipation is killing me... I can't look...
At 0:18 - Could that be what I think it is??!?
At 0:25 - It's a TRAIN!!!! (After half a minute of slow burn, yes, it's only a train.)
At 0:38 - Ohhhhhhhhhh, I get it now. It was a terror train. Got it.
At 0:49 - It's Don Rickles!
At 0:56 - Waking up to being groped by a lizard will probably make her think twice about sleeping on a train again.
At 1:06 - "Nice gag, Don!"
At 1:23 - NO! NOT KETCHUP! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
At 1:34 - Okay, who invited the gimp?
At 1:42 - Whine, whine, whine.
At 1:55 - Bad Einstein!
At 2:35 - Don't trains 'whistle'? I've never mistaken one for a scream.

That magician you get a brief glimpse of in the trailer? It's David Copperfield.

Take a close look at this poster. Do you think that the murderer might be Gene Shalit?



Do you think this movie wasn't bad enough the first time?? Then I've got good news for you! There are not one, but TWO remakes coming for this slop pile: details here and here.

"They should have never taken... the train."

Friday, October 10, 2008

Synechdoche, New York trailer

So, I'm not exactly sure what this movie is about. Hell, I'm not even sure how to pronounce the title. But, I saw the trailer before Rachel Getting Married and I'm more excited for it than ever:



I trust Charlie Kaufman to blow my mind. Bring it.

Check out the film's website for more info.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

What, When, Where this Weekend - Happy-Go-Lucky, Body of Lies, RocknRolla

What, When, Where is a weekly guide to select screenings, discussions and events in the NYC-area of interest to screenwriters.

- More Q&A screenings of Ballast at Film Forum this weekend.

Opening this weekend:

Happy-Go-Lucky, written and directed by Mike Leigh



Premise:
A look at a few chapters in the life of Poppy, a cheery, colorful, North London schoolteacher whose optimism tends to exasperate those around her.

Playing at: Lincoln Plaza, Landmark Sunshine

I've said this before, but I'm a big Mike Leigh fan. Really looking forward to seeing this one.

Postive-ish reviews up at Screenhead and Time Out New York.

There are still tickets available for the screening with Mike Leigh that we posted about earlier.

Body of Lies, adapted by William Monahan, dir. by Ridley Scott



Premise: Based on Washington Post columnist David Ignatius's 2007 novel about a CIA operative, Roger Ferris, who uncovers a lead on a major terrorist leader suspected to be operating out of Jordan.

Playing at: All over the place.

Ol' Ridley has brought us plenty of classics, including Alien, Blade Runner, and Gladiator, but also a few real stinkers. (Cough, cough, Black Hawk Down, cough!) Which one will this fall under? I'm counting on a League review from Onyx to let me know...

RocknRolla, written and directed by Guy Ritchie



Premise: In London, a real-estate scam puts millions of pounds up for grabs, naturally attraction the attention of some of the city's scrappiest tough guys its more established underworld players, and others -- all of whom are looking to get rich quick.

Playing at: Village East Cinemas, AMC Empire 25, Loews Lincoln Square

Mr. Ritchie - will this be the film that finally re-sells me on your work? I need to go back and watch Snatch and Lockstock soon. My memory tells me they were great, but I may have just been thinking that because I was a teenager at the time.

P.S. - Rachel Getting Married was outstanding. Review coming soon.

What're you doing/seeing this weekend?

Michael Connelly unveils video teasers for The Brass Verdict



It's no secret that I'm a fan of Michael Connelly. In a few short months, I tore through over a dozen of his Harry Bosch novels and two non-Bosch books. All were good, some were great and none were bad. This Monday, his latest novel, The Brass Verdict hits stores. The story focuses on Mickey Haller, an attorney Connelly has spotlighted before. To my glee, it also features Bosch. Fans of Connelly's work also know there's a definite connection between the two characters, who have never met in Connelly's books before.



To help promote the new book, Connelly has put together three promo videos featuring content complementary to the novel. If you're a fan of the author and plan on getting the book, this is must-see stuff. The videos were directed by noted mystery author Terrill Lee Lankford.

You can check out the video trailers here. And, yes, that is Corbin Bernsen.

Here's one of the videos:



[Via Off The Page]

Free screening of GOOD DICK tonight, writer/director/actress Marianna Palka in attendance

The Fusion Film Festival is an annual series held at NYU to promote female filmmakers. They're always showing great stuff year after year. The festival launches tonight with a screening of Good Dick.

GOOD DICK, written and directed by Marianna Palka



Premise
: A look at the relationship between a lonely introverted girl and a young video store clerk vying for her attention.

Where: Cantor Film Center (8th Street and University), October 9th at 6:00 PM

Good Dick marks the narrative feature debut of writer/director Marianna Palka. The film won the New Directors award at the Edinburgh Film Festival and was an official Sundance selection. It co-stars Jason Ritter, who also produces alongside Palka, Jennifer Dubin, and Cora Olson. It will be released theatrically in Los Angeles on October 10th and New York on October 17th by Present Pictures and Morning Knight.

More info about tonight's screening is available here.