Showing posts with label Donkey Punch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donkey Punch. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Screen Alert - Donkey Punch (written by Oliver Blackburn & David Bloom)


Donkey Punch is a smart movie with an even smarter title. The moniker is outlandish enough that it sticks with you; I don't remember where I first read about the movie, but its name and premise stuck with me long enough that I was excited to see it opening here in NYC.

The title, of course, refers to a raunchy, ridiculous and ultimately fake sexual maneuver. (If you don't know what it is, ask a seventh grader to describe it to you.) The title is perfectly naughty and straight forward - you're not going to forget it.

The plot itself is simple. Three girls are on holiday when they meet three guys that are looking to party. Long story short: the guys get the girls onto the yacht they crew, get 'em out to sea, load up on drugs, and then one receives a fatal donkey punch. THIS is where the plot thickens.

The sexy-kids-end-up-with-a-dead-body is becoming a common subgenre in the horror section, but Donkey Punch manages to handle it differently. The kids react BELIEVABLY to the accidental death ("What do we do??" "Our whole lives are ahead of us!") and the tension perfectly builds through their interactions when their methods of resolving the situation are at-odds. None of the characters know each other that well, and everyone must look out for their own best interests. This was where the film excelled - in its relatively slow build to further bloodshed. When the film inevitably takes its horror turn in the later half, it's at least handled creatively. Filmseekers looking for a good thriller/suspense flick have a lot to be happy about here. Horror fans should stick around for the end - you won't be disappointed.

Blackburn's past as a music video director absolutely shines through in Donkey Punch; one of the most outstanding aspects of the film is its use of sound and music. The soundtrack is great, properly setting the tone of the scene with each piece of music. Particular standouts are the drug scenes at the beginning of the film - they're properly otherworldly and disorienting. The music pulses coldly and electronically. The soundtrack reminds me of Trainspotting's, but Donkey Punch is able to convey that messed-up feeling without resorting to New Order and ceiling-crawling babies.

I've seen a lot of critics draw comparisons between this film and Polanski's Knife In the Water - which I think is apt, and not just because they both take place on boats. They're both claustrophobic little thrillers well worth the price of admission.

**** out of *****.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

What, When, Where this Weekend - California Dreamin', Donkey Punch, Inkheart

What, When, Where is a weekly guide to select screenings, discussions and events in the NYC-area of interest to screenwriters. Have an event you'd like to see listed here? Give us a heads-up at info@screenwritersleague.com.

- The Academy Award nominees were announced. What are your thoughts?

- A bunch of said nominees have released their screenplays as free downloads. You can get 'em while they're hot here, here, and here.

Opening this week...

CALIFORNIA DREAMIN', written by Cristian Nemescu and Catherine Linstrum, dir. by Cristian Nemescu


Premise: A railway chief delays a NATO train transporting military equipment during the war in Kosovo in 1999.

Playing at: IFC Center

The description is pretty bare, but this Romanian movie has been getting some rave reviews since it played at the 2007 Cannes Festival. Based on a true story - looks good. The director was killed in a car accident before the editing was finished at the tragic age of 27.


DONKEY PUNCH, written by Oliver Blackburn and David Bloom, dir. by Oliver Blackburn



Premise: A botched sex act turns a hedonistic Mediterranean cruise into a deadly fight for survival when two girl friends face off against the group of boys who invited them aboard their luxury yacht.

Playing at: Cinema Village

Okay, Leaguers, you can stop snickering about the title already. From what I've read, this sounds like it could be a cross between Shallow Grave and Knife in the Water. I dig both of those movies. Count me in.

I'll admit, though, I'm a bit curious what kind of traffic the keyword "Donkey Punch" will bring us from Google...


INKHEART, written by David Lindsay-Abaire, dir. by Iain Softley


Premise: A little girl rallies her friends -- both real and imaginary -- to rescue her father, a bookbinder who can bring characters to life by reading aloud, from the clutches of an evil-doer.

Playing at: All over.

Y'know, this looks fun to me. It's also one of those ideas that's so good and so simple I wish I'd had it first. The basis novel is pretty popular, so we'll see if this gets that audience and their parents in this weekend.


What are you doing/seeing this weekend?